this is an old one

collapse is a.
funny word.
like a joke.
knock knock.
.
whose pear?
mine!
.
get it?
collapse.
.
i tell a joke.
it’s like this.
.
everyone dies.
in hot pink.
sweaters.
.
a snail cannot.
have sex.
with a minivan.
.
this is a.
tragedy.
not a joke.
collapse.
.
i’m trying to touch.
your face.
with an airplane.
.
the airplane.
kisses you.
.
you laugh.
.
it’s your pear.
i get it.
.
your breath.
is hot.
and good.
.
you are.
feeling the.
minivan.
.
quick.
take off.
your shell!
.
your organs smell.
like wet.
meadows.
.
my rocking chair.
is the punch line.
.
pardon me.
i’m collapsing.
.
my rocking chair.
is the last.
comic standing.
.
my future.
is certain.
.
it rocks.